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For anyone who likes a butt, bum, tush, derriere, fanny, whatever we call it. Male or female, tight or well rounded, a butt is to be appreceated. If you follow one in tight trousers, pants or naked - just sign in.

I bought my wife some white crochet shorts, ostensibly as a bikini cover-up, but I was hoping she'd wear them on their own. No such luck. :-(

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I had a neighbor that would wear a crochet bikini top and Daisy Dukes when she did yard work out front. She came to our door one day to give us some flowers from her yard. When I answered the door, she was standing there with flowers in her hands and her nipples poking through the crochet bikini. She had no clue, and was probably drunk.

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I tried the crochet bikinis with my wife, too. No luck. :-( None were open enough let the nipples poke through (or show anything that may lead to an arrest on a textile beach) but one had an open weave on with side of each panel with only a narrow strip of dense weave. I thought it was a great look.

When I see those open-weave designs my inner pedant starts counting the holes to determine if symmetry is maintained in where parts poke through!

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If I were female and wearing an open-weave top I'd be tempted to feign ignorance of my visibility.

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