Chatroom Masturbation = Safe Sex

Ever have those moments where you want to have some self pleasure time but don't want to do it alone? I said chatroom fun is safe sex for the following reasons:



1. You can not catch diseases through you computer screen



2. You avoid going out and soliticing illegal hookups



3. You avoid being arrested for DUI driving to and from clubs



Anyother reasons or thoughts welcomed. Please comment.