Freeballers
... Or going commando. For anyone who does not wear underwear, even when we have to be clothed.
- created by Ollygrumps
At airport security
Return to DiscussionsI freeball almost all of the time and lost it all at the airport security check one time. It was in the days of loose below-the-knee shorts. The agent asked me to remove my belt which was all that really held my shorts up. I tried a few hip movements to keep them up but the agent realized pretty quickly that I wasn't packing anything they were looking for.
I always fly in a kilt, freeballing of course. As I wear a lot of metal in my piercings I modified the kilt so it's held closed by Velcro instead of buckles. I still set off the alarm onetime in two. So far They haven't asked for a strip search - pity!
So I flash at airport check-in, bag drop or departure lounges - anywhere they ask what's under the kilt. It would be rude not to show them.
My friend and I always fly in kilts. On our last flight the security man was concerned that my friend may be hiding something under his kilt - encouraging his female colleague to do the inspection. Then it was my turn! I just lifted my kilt to show her there was absolutely nothing under it. She laughed.
So - it shows you can flash at airport security.
When i went to las vegas, a woman changed her clothes, by the wall. But when she done, she was wearing a sheer very loose dress. I really didnt pay attention to it until the sunlight was very overwhealming through the windows and shined on her. She was not wearing anything underneath. Then i noticed, she was barefooted too. We were in the line to go through security. That light shown everything on her. I couldnt believe she was like that. I guess she wanted to be comfortable on the plane.
That sounds fun but Im not a fan of kilts. Maybe if the theme of the day was Irish...
I am more into wearing shorts shorts. I do have one well cut from a Levis 514 (man low rise). 4 inch inseam. Just cover my dock head when half hard.
I am in business trip, so I tried my first public show off wearing such short shorts.
Quickly at front desk of the hotel. And then I was like, well, go for it to the grocery store. Was late and therefore not crowded. No one seem really to care. Got a few looks from customers. And two employees had a longer look. Acted natural. Was way more comfy than the linger shorts.
Now, ingot a ticket in first class to go back home. Also have access to the United club. Not sure I can show there in such apparel. Dont know what they would say. Not going in the plane that way. On the way to go I was next to a kid. Not ready to try I believe. Even of not illegal.