GiselleOrchid

About GiselleOrchid

If you are anti-mask/vaxx or vote Republican/Libertarian, we are not interested in getting to know you. Go ahead and block us.

(now that that is out of the way)

We are Simon & Parker and we're Swingers who play together. We've been together 20 years and in the swinging lifestyle for a few years, now. We just keep surprising ourselves with what--and who!--we like. We are definitely attracted to witty couples who can hold a conversation as well as they hold their liquor.

We are fully vaccinated/boosted, like LS clubs, and try to visit at least one club when we travel to other cities. Ask us about our favorites; it's a great conversation starter.

We also like patio drinks/dinner in nice weather, games, dining out, camping (new motorhome!), tubing in the summer, and going new places. We are pretty laid back and casual.

We are looking for couples who are honest, liberal, open-minded (and dirty minded), and funny. We are much more likely to be turned on by the organ between your ears than any other body part. We also think bisexual women are tons of fun. If you want to get our attention, make us laugh!

If you are a cigarette smoker, we aren't likely a good match.

Simon is a gentleman. He's quiet until he gets to know you, but listen closely, because when he lands a joke, it's spot on. He's straight. Parker also says he's a fervid and lustful lover.

Parker is an extrovert and can chat the whole night away with nearly anyone. She's also a little aroused by good grammar. She's bi and makes a great wingwoman. Simon also says she's playful, fun, and selfless.

Physically, we are far from perfect, but we are perfect for one another. We are having a blast living our best life...style.

We don't have any kids, so our schedule is pretty bendy. We play together in the same room and with condoms. We live downtown, but we don't mind a little driving, either.

Let's meet for drinks at a meet & greet and see if we click. And no hard feelings if we don't; finding that four-way connection is difficult. Parker likes weed, red wine, or vodka. Simon doesn't care for any of it, so we never need a lyft. In the mean time, we can chat a bit and see if we have some of that chemistry.

Kiss y'all later,
Simon & Parker

Say "hello pineapples" in a message to us. We don't bite we just nibble with consent.

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