Freeballers
... Or going commando. For anyone who does not wear underwear, even when we have to be clothed.
- created by Ollygrumps
Airplanes
Return to DiscussionsAnyone who flies knows its tempting to freeball on board. It provides so many opportunities. Once I wore some thin linen slacks and my ard-on was easily visible to the cute boy flight attendant, who kept coming back for second looks. Another time, I got so hard on a flight that I had to pull it out and stroke it. Here's a pic.
If you're asking me - yes I set off the airport security alarm on one flight in two. The last time the security guard asked his female colleague to check if there were any weapons hidden under my kilt. She looked embarrassed, realising how she'd have to search and frisk me. and a queue was building up. To keep it simple I just lifted the kilt showing her there as absolutely nothing under it - except ME. She smiled.
Has anyone else flashed at a security officer?
While waiting for my latest flight to Spain a lady asked if I would let her see under my kilt. So I showed her.
On the flight home my kilt got caught up giving a full rear view to the lady who had got up to let me go to the toilet.
I wear nothing under the kilt and both ladies were pleased.
I have never flashed a security agent, but since I never wear underwear and for some reason always set off the metal detector and the full body scan...?! I always get patted down, and when the male agent does the search and want to run the back of his hand inside the waistband of my underwear, I just say "I don't have any on" everytime I've done that they always pull the waistband of my pants out so that they can see for themselves that I am not wearing any...lol It's great fun!! None of the agents ever batted any eye...some have confessed under their breath that they don't wear any either. That's always good for a chuckle.
I'll be flying in my kilt on Christmas Eve
I did. And I flew home again in my kilt on 3 January. My son thinks I'll be banned from Ryanair and Stansted Airport - the airline and airport I use most frequently. Is it because I fly in my kilt 20 times each year or because I keep lifting it to show inquisitive ladies what is under it (nothing, only me).