Knock Knock - Delivery Guy
Welcome to the Delivery Guy or Girl group. Have you aswered the door naked or near naked for mail or pizza delivery? This is where you can share your experiences, share pointers for a great flash, and add those photos.
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The FedX guy
Return to DiscussionsI was sitting under my patio naked when he delivered a package, was an older guy. I said sorry for being nude, I am nudist. He said each to their own and laughed. I signed for the package and he hung around for a bit to chat.
Another FedX guy delivered and was sitting nude and he goes "Whoa" LOL, set the package down and couldn't get away fast enough.
I had almost the same this last year. I was naked in the back yard and when I came through the door into my garage a Fed Ex guy was just bringing a package to put in the garage. He saw me and at first started bringing it to me, but when he saw I was naked he just laughed a bit and said he'd just put it down there, and turned and left.
For some reason I was in he front yard nude. It is fairly secluded except from the mailstop. The UPS driver stopped at the intersection to run packages up the narrow road. I saw he had a good view on his way up. Being shy I threw my beige shorts on. He came back and started a brief conversation ... looking down at my shorts for some reason.
My story involves Amazon delivery instead of FedEx. It was around dinner time in July of this year. It was very hot and humid that day, so after work I took a shower, and then sat down in my front room to have a drink and scroll through the phone.
Due to the humidity, I was trying to air dry, since the towels were not drying me fast enough after the shower. No clothes, and nothing nearby to use as a cover up.
I heard a noise on my front porch, and saw a man with two packages in his hand walking off the porch. My first instinct is he was stealing something. So much went through my head, such as "am I expecting a package?" "Do I know this guy?" "Should I stop him?" I sprang to my feet and opened the door, yelling. "hey! Put that back!" I did not realize that I was naked, until he looked at me startled. He had a foreign accent, and I thought he said "Chauncey". I stepped down to get closer to see what he was pointing at on the address label and saw "Shawn Z" on the box. The address was somewhere on the block. I apologized, saying that they were not for me, and told him where the right address was.
It is funny that the neighbors who are out on their porches and walking the block at all hours of the day were not out to see me in all my glory. I gave them the chance. LOL. Crazy that I never even thought to cover up.