Shaking penis greeting

This is a message I am sending to all my friends to make an issue right that has been wrong for a long time. If you feel the same way then send it to your friends and start making things right locally. Soon you will find other groups and towns doing the same. The change starts with you. Enjoy it. The person who started this message is heterosexual.

Why do people bother with shaking hands? Why not shake penises instead? Shaking hands dose nothing for anyone. Shaking each others penis makes us feel better. If we are to spend the time and effort into greeting each other then lets shake penises instead of shaking hands. Shaking penises is a better way of showing your appreciation. The more you show your appreciation the more you will appreciate it. Everyone masturbates, male, female, young and old. All males like sex. This is what all males have in common. As a heterosexual you can't deny that shaking penises makes more sence than shaking hands and would make you feel better. If a lady was to shake your penis you would love it and sometimes they do. We welcome the ladies! The same gose for guys shaking each others penis. It dosen't mean wheter you are gay or not. It just confirms and reconizes the fact that all male like sex. It would be a more manly thing to do than shaking hands.
For those who have health conserns, you take a risk when you shake hands. Wheter you shake hands or penises the regular use of baby wipes will help. Wash hands use sanitzers as needed. Taking showers regularly is always nessecary anyway.
Leave your zipper down as an indication that you rather shake penises instead of shaking hands. Shaking penises in public should not offend anyone when the penis is reconized as just another part of the body, just like the face or hand. When people stay in there right minds, there is nothing wrong with exposing any part of the body, male or female.

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This is a message I am sending to all my friends to make an issue right that has been wrong for a long time. If you feel the same way then send it to your friends and start making things right locally. Soon you will find other groups and towns doing the same. The change starts with you. Enjoy it. The person who started this message is heterosexual.Why do people bother with shaking hands? Why not shake penises instead? Shaking hands dose nothing for anyone. Shaking each others penis makes us feel better. If we are to spend the time and effort into greeting each other then lets shake penises instead of shaking hands. Shaking penises is a better way of showing your appreciation. The more you show your appreciation the more you will appreciate it. Everyone masturbates, male, female, young and old. All males like sex. This is what all males have in common. As a heterosexual you can't deny that shaking penises makes more sence than shaking hands and would make you feel better. If a lady was to shake your penis you would love it and sometimes they do. We welcome the ladies! The same gose for guys shaking each others penis. It dosen't mean wheter you are gay or not. It just confirms and reconizes the fact that all male like sex. It would be a more manly thing to do than shaking hands. For those who have health conserns, you take a risk when you shake hands. Wheter you shake hands or penises the regular use of baby wipes will help. Wash hands use sanitzers as needed. Taking showers regularly is always nessecary anyway. Leave your zipper down as an indication that you rather shake penises instead of shaking hands. Shaking penises in public should not offend anyone when the penis is reconized as just another part of the body, just like the face or hand. When people stay in there right minds, there is nothing wrong with exposing any part of the body, male or female.
Doing this in most social situations may cause legal issues. Just pointing this out, due to the topic of this particular forum. It could also lead to serious physical injuries, depending on who you try it with.

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As we met I reached out and shook hisrather large penis. He looked startled at first then he shook mypenis. He laughed and said, That is nice way to greet a friend.Both of us are straight but as we both reached out and shook eachothers penis's the second time, erections happened. I guess oneshake is sufficient
I guess after the first shake, it could turn into mutual masturbation if it goes on for much longer.

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The law in most jurisdictions would be very very thin on this being illegal. It would be under city bylaw health code infraction for most places because it's not illegal to take out your penis. It becomes illegal when you engage in sexual harassment or in some places overt exhibitionism. Shaking the penis is interesting because it's non sexual although I have no idea what judges might think. It is putting urine (possibly) in areas where food might be served or there is a liquor license so there is health and safety which is what most gay bars were hit with and some still are. But here is the thing. It's socially disruptive and not going to be understood in most settings as a greeting. If the greeting is between nude men in a setting for nude men then why not? Any other it is just a weird idea, most especially from clothed bodies.

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The law in most jurisdictions would be very very thin on this being illegal...Shaking the penis is interesting because it's non sexual although I have no idea what judges might think.

Yeah, right. Arkansas just made plain ol' nudity illegal (even in your own home or on your land - even though their statutes clearly violate the Constitutional right of Freedom of Assembly and they still expect you to pay them tax money for it)

https://naturistaction.org/StatesFrames/State_Laws_Frames/Arkansas_Laws/body_arkansas_laws.html

And in New Hampshire, it has just been decided that treating people differently for no other reason than their sex isn't sex discrimination

https://www.apnews.com/50e9b00f60e64912941795a9ad82b41a

Yeah. Time to crank up the Mystery Machine. Who knows where we may end up ?

It is putting urine (possibly) in areas where food might be served or there is a liquor license so there is health and safety which is what most gay bars were hit with and some still are.Meanwhile, fecal material is all over McDonald's touch screens. Placed there, presumably, by people fully dressed among the mummified masses.But here is the thing. It's socially disruptive and not going to be understood in most settings as a greeting. If the greeting is between nude men in a setting for nude men then why not? Any other it is just a weird idea, most especially from clothed bodies.

The world is founded on weird ideas. Actually, it is primarily widespread belief in weird ideas that has led to some of these benign things being deemed socially disruptive. We shake hands, rub noses, and what all else. I don't see why dick shaking should be considered so "out there". And germs and other health concerns? Remember that when you see your next screen kiss.

I know that you're right. It's just wrong that you are.

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The law in most jurisdictions would be very very thin on this being illegal...Shaking the penis is interesting because it's non sexual although I have no idea what judges might think.Yeah, right. Arkansas just made plain ol' nudity illegal (even in your own home or on your land - even though their statutes clearly violate the Constitutional right of Freedom of Assembly and they still expect you to pay them tax money for it)https://naturistaction.org/StatesFrames/State_Laws_Frames/Arkansas_Laws/body_arkansas_laws.htmlAnd in New Hampshire, it has just been decided that treating people differently for no other reason than their sex isn't sex discriminationhttps://www.apnews.com/50e9b00f60e64912941795a9ad82b41aYeah. Time to crank up the Mystery Machine. Who knows where we may end up ?It is putting urine (possibly) in areas where food might be served or there is a liquor license so there is health and safety which is what most gay bars were hit with and some still are.Meanwhile, fecal material is all over McDonald's touch screens. Placed there, presumably, by people fully dressed among the mummified masses.But here is the thing. It's socially disruptive and not going to be understood in most settings as a greeting. If the greeting is between nude men in a setting for nude men then why not? Any other it is just a weird idea, most especially from clothed bodies.The world is founded on weird ideas. Actually, it is primarily widespread belief in weird ideas that has led to some of these benign things being deemed socially disruptive. We shake hands, rub noses, and what all else. I don't see why dick shaking should be considered so "out there". And germs and other health concerns? Remember that when you see your next screen kiss.I know that you're right. It's just wrong that you are.

Arkansas is run by a bunch of regressive calvinist shame monsters that make puritains look slutty, their money puts the GOP in office, and they keep coming up with more and more regressive legislation to push the people there back to feudalism with more shame and more shame and whackadoo fascistic control button laws like this one. It is not unconstitutional in the letter according to two SCOTUS rulings, one about streaking and the other about protest. If it is artistic, they ruled that it is legally protected. They ruled against nude protest because the process for arresting nude no ID citizens is a 10 car pile up of violations and they just wanted to stop that avenue, with conservatives making the moral argument (lady godiva notwithstanding)...it's a poor ruling and the jurisprudence could be otherwise established. Streaking was made illegal because it cost the television broadcast industry millions in delays, broadcast monitors and so on to stop nude bodies on prime time because "HORRORS". You'll notice no one cared much about streaking until it hit major league sports. Biggest TV audiences and live audience of the day, exhibs wet dream. Now what they should have done is simply use a modded vehicle to push off the field, and taken pictures and sent them to all the person's contacts with "do not hire, sexpest" on them. But not, there were instead famous minutes long chases with keystone kops and crowds that adored the act and that was that. The idea that fat stadium cops in their dotage wearing uniforms could catch a 20 something athlete sprinting around nude was on the face of it, absurd but they tried. But art nudes meant a big slice of porn, erotica, lady justice at the scotus building, millions on millions of dollars of famous art donated to the best institutes by the best people, theater, modelling, greek and roman body ideals, residual fascism and the fact that all the upper class practiced social nudity and still do. the bad ruling on streaking and political nudity is the ground on which the Trump anti porn law is based.

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I'm in! I mean, why not. It's just a dick. If both people are naked, why not grab each others cock and give it a gentle tug to let each other know that there are not too many boundaries with swingers and nudists for that matter.

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I'm in! I mean, why not. It's just a dick. If both people are naked, why not grab each others cock and give it a gentle tug to let each other know that there are not too many boundaries with swingers and nudists for that matter.

Because you shouldn't grab anyone without permission or under assumption, not everyone is going to react well to that. I can tell you after working in nightlife and doing nudist events as a volunteer for two years (we did about 70) being grabbed anywhere without permission is a no no for me just because it has happened thousands of times, and painfully and rudely and so on and so forth.

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I used to have a buddy Id do this with. Hed come to the door with his jeans unbuttoned and unzipped, dick and pubes hanging out and Id answer the door with a robe on, untied and naked underneath. Wed greet each other by shaking each others dicks

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Personally I don't want half the people I would potentially shake hands with to shake cocks with. With people who I know better sure as long as they don't have hangups over it. I also think that OP is making some broad stroke statements in the initial post and ignoring another half of the population. If sex and nudity were destigmatized more it could be a great way to greet one another. I would say just keep it in your pants unless you are with welcoming friends.

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When my penis is seen, let alone allowing anyone to shake it........people tend to go to the sexual, the perv in them, they would drop to their knee's and try to suck my suckable penis. That's why we don't in the USA shake penis. Notice when women on a beach go topless what happens? Some guy or more start wanking in the corner near her or bushes. So how do we shake hands with a women if they have no penis?

The last point is particularly salient isnt' it?

And for the record, not at my beach and not on my watch do men hang in bushes wanking while gooning on women's breasts( the worst was a tourist taking pictures once and we escorted him off very promptly). If that's happening the entire community has fallen down on their responsibilities and there's just no excuse for that kind of behaviour in any public space, I have no issue with a private event for those who like those kind of things, although I cant imagine too many women who do. However whether they do or not, what adults do in private is not my business lol. Wanna shake cocks? Have a private club with a secret "hand" shake.

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